Man Flies!! (Faulty Wiring…Genetic Abnormality)

I am one of those rare individuals that freaks out over Magic Mountain, Tower of Terror or even the thought of a roller coaster. Born with an inner ear malfunction (my own diagnosis) I have difficulty doing a forward roll, let alone anything more daring. So, no bungee jumping, no hang gliding, no parasail in Mexico (although I risked my kids’ lives). No, I am content to marvel at the efforts of other danger junkies and the less fortunate.  Well, think I will go out and mow the lawn for first time. Can’t find my kid anywhere. Damn.