Archive for March 2nd, 2010

02
Mar
10

Shit My Dad Says (Can You Relate?)

Well, I have a mom that has been notorious to her grandchildren at checkout stands or fast food counters for creating embarrassing moments in time. You know, the charming remarks that linger in the air, like “I can’t believe that old lady just said that!” You can envision her offering scathing comments about service or prices or merchandise. Then turning toward my kid(s) and saying in a quite audible voice, “Give ’em shit and shove ’em in it”. Yes, classic  moments in time with Gram.

In that same vein is the Twitter site shitmydadsays.com

“Don’t mess with him … Trust me, you don’t fuck with a man that sleeps next to a woman he never screws. They’re unpredictable.” or

“I’m just gonna be me and they can go fuck themselves … Don’t care, that’s the only attitude you can have when you go to the DMV.”

Funny, gross, groaners, OMG’s abound. If you also have a cantankerous parent or in-law you will relate with an embarrassed wince and glance about to see who is listening. Justin chronicles his dad and the verbal gems that emerge during daily life.





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