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Apr
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BOOB Quake A Bust? ادم کودن و احمق زلزله مجسمه؟

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader.

What a win-win day! An Iranian cleric makes the silly assertion that provocatively dressed women corrupt and carry so much power as to shift the tectonic plates. The feminists respond in perfect feminista style by flaunting their breasts in an orchestrated move to well show the cleric for the boob that he is. Men stood united in the aligning of the stars as women joined in Boob Quake. A few tremors here and there, but for the most part the earth stood still while the women provoked the Gods.

“On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that’s your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.” Lethal Weapons/Boob Watch

Boob Quake (Now Don't Blame Me...I'm Just Reporting)


2 Responses to “BOOB Quake A Bust? ادم کودن و احمق زلزله مجسمه؟”


  1. 1 HolyCrap
    April 27, 2010 at 08:04

    The motion to the ocean. I wonder if the translator made a mistake? Probably beheaded by now. Oh wait…Iran…not Mexico. You know SwittersB you should mention Iran has many many wonderful people, freedom seeding people, that do not listen to the BoobShakerMaker.

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    • 2 SwittersB
      April 27, 2010 at 08:08

      Yes, you are right. Liberty for Iranians….Remember Neda!!! I do not mean to libel the country…merely the Boob…Shaker…Maker. Actually, I want to provoke the boobs..er.. bastard.

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