Posts Tagged ‘Adult Theme/Content

26
Apr
10

Boob Quake Update (Berdie Judd Pinched)

Renowned fly fisher and anthropologist Berdie Judd was arrested yesterday (Monday), in Aigues-Mortes, France for public indecency and failure to comply to instructions. Berdie Judd was on a holiday excursion with friends and became caught up in the Boob Quake protests of an Iranian Cleric. Berdie attracted attention just last year (see 3/6/09 entry here) when she was arrested for a similar provocative disturbance. Berdie is best known as an accomplished fly caster from the UK.

Berdie Judd (foreground) @ Aigues-Mortes Boob Quake Protests (The French Journal)

26
Apr
10

BOOB Quake A Bust? ادم کودن و احمق زلزله مجسمه؟

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader.

What a win-win day! An Iranian cleric makes the silly assertion that provocatively dressed women corrupt and carry so much power as to shift the tectonic plates. The feminists respond in perfect feminista style by flaunting their breasts in an orchestrated move to well show the cleric for the boob that he is. Men stood united in the aligning of the stars as women joined in Boob Quake. A few tremors here and there, but for the most part the earth stood still while the women provoked the Gods.

“On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that’s your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.” Lethal Weapons/Boob Watch

Boob Quake (Now Don't Blame Me...I'm Just Reporting)

02
Mar
10

Shit My Dad Says (Can You Relate?)

Well, I have a mom that has been notorious to her grandchildren at checkout stands or fast food counters for creating embarrassing moments in time. You know, the charming remarks that linger in the air, like “I can’t believe that old lady just said that!” You can envision her offering scathing comments about service or prices or merchandise. Then turning toward my kid(s) and saying in a quite audible voice, “Give ’em shit and shove ’em in it”. Yes, classic  moments in time with Gram.

In that same vein is the Twitter site shitmydadsays.com

“Don’t mess with him … Trust me, you don’t fuck with a man that sleeps next to a woman he never screws. They’re unpredictable.” or

“I’m just gonna be me and they can go fuck themselves … Don’t care, that’s the only attitude you can have when you go to the DMV.”

Funny, gross, groaners, OMG’s abound. If you also have a cantankerous parent or in-law you will relate with an embarrassed wince and glance about to see who is listening. Justin chronicles his dad and the verbal gems that emerge during daily life.


17
Nov
09

Ravenstoke, Alaska (Creative Methods to See Winter Through!!)

Ravenstoke Solves Loneliness Issue for Men

(Before you write that it is not legit….ah…understood..  Thanks Maryam)

10
Aug
09

On A Lighter “Naughty” Note

Bawdy Musical Interlubes..er...Interludes

Bawdy Musical Interlubes..er...Interludes

There is a whole other world out there and some people must be the music ‘bums’ of music. I find it most (well not most) intriguing the site of lusty lyrics is cataloged at a Cal State (Fresno) site. Tax dollar at work no doubt. “She wasn’t green, somebody’s been using that thing.” Huh, most of the renditions are only 37 second snippets but interesting from a historical perspective….kind of.

14
Jul
09

Dan Osman (“The law of gravity is strictly enforced.”) d. 1998

                                           Speed Climbing                                                   Free Fall  

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“Dan Osman (February 11, 1963November 23, 1998) was an Asian American extreme sport practitioner, known for the dangerous sports of “free-soloing” (rock climbing without ropes or other safety gear); and “rope jumping” (falling several hundred feet from a cliff then being caught by a safety rope), for which his record was over 1000 feet / 304.8 meters. He was known for living a bohemian lifestyle, rarely working, and living in a tree house for months at a time. He was the star of several rock climbing videos, which brought free-soloing to a wider audience.”

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“In 1989, working with a top rope to put up a 5.13 climb at Cave Rock that he called Phantom Lord, he fell 50 times trying to place a single bolt above a particularly torturous move. In the process he discovered that he was more exhilarated by the falling than the climbing.”

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“I watched his headlamp disappearing into the dark,” says Daisher, “going and going, and in about ten seconds I saw the rope straighten, heard it start to whip—what Dano called flossing the sky—but it didn’t make the full whipping sound. Then I heard him yell—’Ahhhhhh’—and a crash like a tree had broken in half, and I thought, ‘Holy shit, he’s swung into one of them.’ I pictured him down there hanging from a limb, injured and bloody. I yelled to him, got on the radio. Nothing. Quiet. Then I started freaking.”

Daisher rappelled to the base as fast as he could and followed the beam of his headlamp through the rocks and trees until he finally saw the ragged rope end dangling from branches above him. Then he spotted Osman, lying peacefully on his side.

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The ‘bum’ lifestyle attaches itself to fly fishing, travel, skiing,  climbing, surfing etc. etc. Osman’s life aside, and the eleven years since his death do not, for me, dilute the sheer athleticism of his feats. I am less enthralled with the free fall rope catching part than with the rapid ascents unaided. For an old, less agile man that is nervous ten feet up stringing Christmas lights, I find it amazing. I won’t bother with a life’s critique…whatever. For this endeavor, his endeavors, take the good and forwarned to the bad. Still worth a look for the Parkour types and just any of us around those sheer rock faces like Yosemite, Smith Rocks, etc.  

05
Jul
09

Breasts (Сиськи) Not Bombs (Russia Gives Peace A Chance….adult content)

It is good to see that Russian women are taking the lead in promoting world peace via their ‘boobs’. A little gnarly but peace has to start somewhere. Slightly more polished and more provocative this peace movement has potential for detente. Remember now how, historically, Russians have recruited double agents….careful here. Adult Content…turn away if you are too young or whipped. What does this possibly have to do with fly fishing or fly tying you ask? World Peace=Open Borders=New Waters=New Fly fishing Opportunities. I am doing my part to promote the peace initiative. Amazingly beautiful women on the one site…it you are into that.




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