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Boob Quake Update (Berdie Judd Pinched)

Renowned fly fisher and anthropologist Berdie Judd was arrested yesterday (Monday), in Aigues-Mortes, France for public indecency and failure to comply to instructions. Berdie Judd was on a holiday excursion with friends and became caught up in the Boob Quake protests of an Iranian Cleric. Berdie attracted attention just last year (see 3/6/09 entry here) when she was arrested for a similar provocative disturbance. Berdie is best known as an accomplished fly caster from the UK.

Berdie Judd (foreground) @ Aigues-Mortes Boob Quake Protests (The French Journal)


BOOB Quake A Bust? ادم کودن و احمق زلزله مجسمه؟

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader.

What a win-win day! An Iranian cleric makes the silly assertion that provocatively dressed women corrupt and carry so much power as to shift the tectonic plates. The feminists respond in perfect feminista style by flaunting their breasts in an orchestrated move to well show the cleric for the boob that he is. Men stood united in the aligning of the stars as women joined in Boob Quake. A few tremors here and there, but for the most part the earth stood still while the women provoked the Gods.

“On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that’s your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.” Lethal Weapons/Boob Watch

Boob Quake (Now Don't Blame Me...I'm Just Reporting)


Mariah Carey & Golden Globes Symbolism

In my quarterly, careless posting, that elicits sexism charges, I succumbed in a weak moment, ok? Yes, juvenile fethisism. I mean, I practice restraint on a regular basis. Forgive me. If you can’t, don’t freak, ok?

What does this have to do with this fly tying blog, you ask? Proportions.


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Breasts (Сиськи) Not Bombs (Russia Gives Peace A Chance….adult content)

It is good to see that Russian women are taking the lead in promoting world peace via their ‘boobs’. A little gnarly but peace has to start somewhere. Slightly more polished and more provocative this peace movement has potential for detente. Remember now how, historically, Russians have recruited double agents….careful here. Adult Content…turn away if you are too young or whipped. What does this possibly have to do with fly fishing or fly tying you ask? World Peace=Open Borders=New Waters=New Fly fishing Opportunities. I am doing my part to promote the peace initiative. Amazingly beautiful women on the one site…it you are into that.


Booby’s Down Deep (Stillwater Pattern)

Whatever..You Just Have to OK?

Whatever..You Just Have to OK?

“The basic method of fishing the Booby is very simple. Use a fast sinking line, I find a shooting head best, no more than 500 cm (24″) of leader to the Booby and cast it out. Give the line plenty of time to sink and pull the fly down to the bottom. Even in only 2 or 3 metres of water this can take 30 seconds or more. If there is any current at all it will take longer. Once the fly has settled retrieve the fly in short, 10 to 20 cm (12″) tugs, pausing between each tug. The pause is important, the fly must be allowed to float back up, because tugging on the line pulls it down.”

Basic Booby Fly

Basic Booby Fly

A basic nymph, a moving tail and the boobs. Several different ways to affix the boobs.  

 A similar technique can be used with the Skip Morris pattern, The Predator. I have used this pattern in B.C. and it works great. Bottom line get fly down to bottom with sinking line, the fly rises and the retrieve begins. I wrote about this because I recently saw Brian Chan produce a Booby Fly from his stillwater box as an option on a B.C. lake. Some how I had only associated Booby’s with Great Britain stillwaters. There was Chan with a Booby Fly…good enough for me.  


national cleavage day celebrates boobs! (Wonder Bra of South Africa leading the way to degradation of women)

“According to Samantha Paterson, the brand manager for Wonderbra, the National Cleavage Day is started according to a design to solemnize women’s independence and power in all facets of life, from their careers to their relationships to their own destiny.[1] Anita Meiring, public relations consultant for Wonderbra, explained the event, “It is a day for women to realise that their cleavage is something unique and that they should be proud of it”.[4] Paterson explained “It gives women a chance to be beautiful and glow in the furtive, yet appreciative, glances their cleavage evokes from men”.[1] She also explained “It gives men a legitimate reason to stare at boobs”.


“Dr Nombulelo Siqwana-Ndulo, provincial gender commissioner in Eastern Cape, condemned the celebrations, warning women not to be involved in the National Cleavage Day. Siqwana-Ndulo said “This is a pure marketing tool using people’s bodies”. She added, “The commission is against any person or advertising company which uses people’s bodies for marketing purposes be it advertising a car or anything of that sort”.”

Damn, I think it was last week and we missed it…!


GO DO IT (offset Winter’s Inertia)


GO outside and survey the yard; now that you have done that put off starting the cleanup for another month…at least before Mother’s Day. Go get that pad and make a reasonable list of patterns you can start tying this Spring. Go take the wet waders and boots out of the trunk or back of the truck. They need to air out and dry for once. Go sort out the fly boxes and open them up to dry a bit. Go to the fly shop to get what you need, but don’t stand there in your best ExOfficio shirt seeking the opinion of the shop guys on what they think of the most recent article in Drake Magazine or comments in the Spey Pages. Go replace last seasons shortened butt sections and wind knotted leaders. Go finally figure out where that hole is in the left foot of your waders. Go empty out the wet match books, empty lighters and loose split shot from that dirty, stained pocket on the inside of your waders. Go wash your cold weather layers that by now have percolated to a disgusting manly smell. Go spring for the new vice, the new light, the new scissors or some feel good tool to initiate your Spring tying binge. Go research tube fly parts and experiment in a new direction. Go…

Ok, I have lost my train of thought. And, no I don’t have enough Go’s to travel the length of the Amazonian Beauty. She’d hurt you one way or another anyway. Enough to say, get off your ass and start muddling about. If you are a Winter steelheader then you have been busy, but I bet your stuff is a mess. A little clean up is in order…you’re the guy with the wet, mildewy waders in the back of your rig.

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