Posts Tagged ‘breasts

02
Nov
13

Photography: Repurposing Bras Or Just Had Enough?

In a remote, rocky, little draw off the Columbia River, we decided to explore to maybe find a rock formation to photograph. It was an odd spot, not really near anything, well off the road and one of nature’s divots that would not lend itself too much for mankind’s use. But, I had neglected to consider womankind’s use.

Bra Rock 2Now as some of you no doubt know, I am big on highlighting Portland’s repurposing movement. You maybe recall the couches, chairs, TV’s, furniture, clothing….the ‘free stuff’ sitting out in the rain and snow? Always near rentals, it seems a convenient way of sharing stuff that one is just too impeded to load up and take with. Perhaps my tone is not coming through clearly. Let me add a clarifying phrase I often utter when driving by such drops “What a bunch of bullshit. Lazy bastards”. 

Well who would have thought a bra, a daintily placed bra, fastened (maybe someone zipped that baby right up over those extended arms?) piece of apparel would be displayed so gracefully atop a rock where few women tread.

Bra Rock 1 swittersbNow this is one of those posts where the properly selected tags could draw more visitors. Taking all the derivatives for breasts would certainly boost the draw to SwittersB, but I just can’t let myself do that. But I digress.

So, was this a repurposing of lingerie? A forgotten piece of a scavenger hunt? Someone stumbling away in the dark, impaired and forgetting their bra or someone just saying ‘enough of that damn thing…I’m free and it feels good?’ Well it is still setting there, in the approaching Winter’s weather, free for the taking. Ah, the discoveries of photography and hiking.

26
Apr
10

Boob Quake Update (Berdie Judd Pinched)

Renowned fly fisher and anthropologist Berdie Judd was arrested yesterday (Monday), in Aigues-Mortes, France for public indecency and failure to comply to instructions. Berdie Judd was on a holiday excursion with friends and became caught up in the Boob Quake protests of an Iranian Cleric. Berdie attracted attention just last year (see 3/6/09 entry here) when she was arrested for a similar provocative disturbance. Berdie is best known as an accomplished fly caster from the UK.

Berdie Judd (foreground) @ Aigues-Mortes Boob Quake Protests (The French Journal)

26
Apr
10

BOOB Quake A Bust? ادم کودن و احمق زلزله مجسمه؟

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader.

What a win-win day! An Iranian cleric makes the silly assertion that provocatively dressed women corrupt and carry so much power as to shift the tectonic plates. The feminists respond in perfect feminista style by flaunting their breasts in an orchestrated move to well show the cleric for the boob that he is. Men stood united in the aligning of the stars as women joined in Boob Quake. A few tremors here and there, but for the most part the earth stood still while the women provoked the Gods.

“On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that’s your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.” Lethal Weapons/Boob Watch

Boob Quake (Now Don't Blame Me...I'm Just Reporting)

14
Mar
10

Duct Tape: How To Reposition Duct Tape (Soap & Slide)

How to freely move duct tape to get the correct position: “Get a small spray bottle and fill with water.  Next add a small amount of liquid dish soap (about 1 tsp/ liter).  Mix.  Spray this lightly on the surface you are going to apply your tape to….” DuctTapeNation  (Less Duct Tape and more or is it less fabric?)

“Use this simple rule: If it’s not stuck and it’s supposed to be, duct tape it!….Duct tape sticks best to itself (if this happens to you, throw the piece away and start over). Duct tape sticks worst to wet stuff.”  DuctTapeGuys

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11
Mar
10

Mariah Carey & Golden Globes Symbolism

In my quarterly, careless posting, that elicits sexism charges, I succumbed in a weak moment, ok? Yes, juvenile fethisism. I mean, I practice restraint on a regular basis. Forgive me. If you can’t, don’t freak, ok?

What does this have to do with this fly tying blog, you ask? Proportions.

02
Dec
09

Looking Out for Your Safety in a Risky Situation…Semper Paratus!

C Cup Innovation

Dollar Tree Store Redo

05
Jul
09

Breasts (Сиськи) Not Bombs (Russia Gives Peace A Chance….adult content)

It is good to see that Russian women are taking the lead in promoting world peace via their ‘boobs’. A little gnarly but peace has to start somewhere. Slightly more polished and more provocative this peace movement has potential for detente. Remember now how, historically, Russians have recruited double agents….careful here. Adult Content…turn away if you are too young or whipped. What does this possibly have to do with fly fishing or fly tying you ask? World Peace=Open Borders=New Waters=New Fly fishing Opportunities. I am doing my part to promote the peace initiative. Amazingly beautiful women on the one site…it you are into that.

13
Apr
09

national cleavage day celebrates boobs! (Wonder Bra of South Africa leading the way to degradation of women)

“According to Samantha Paterson, the brand manager for Wonderbra, the National Cleavage Day is started according to a design to solemnize women’s independence and power in all facets of life, from their careers to their relationships to their own destiny.[1] Anita Meiring, public relations consultant for Wonderbra, explained the event, “It is a day for women to realise that their cleavage is something unique and that they should be proud of it”.[4] Paterson explained “It gives women a chance to be beautiful and glow in the furtive, yet appreciative, glances their cleavage evokes from men”.[1] She also explained “It gives men a legitimate reason to stare at boobs”.

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“Dr Nombulelo Siqwana-Ndulo, provincial gender commissioner in Eastern Cape, condemned the celebrations, warning women not to be involved in the National Cleavage Day. Siqwana-Ndulo said “This is a pure marketing tool using people’s bodies”. She added, “The commission is against any person or advertising company which uses people’s bodies for marketing purposes be it advertising a car or anything of that sort”.”

Damn, I think it was last week and we missed it…!




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